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Stars have their moment, and then they die.
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RELOADIO STEALS YOUR MICROPHONES November 30, 2018 10:00pm what’s happening.. oh..uhm.. well, i had a question from, uhh.. another…. member before…. and that was, uhm, “are these people the ones who do reloadio?”…. and, uhhh… i….i said, “yes”, because i-i guess? and again, I’M NOT POINTING FINGERS… but, IT MAKES ALOT OF SENSE! so, umm…. people that, um.. that want tooo….RUIN RADIO VALENCIA…. and, uhh.. hey, I’m not saying anything bad at all about reloadio. uh, i...
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Jul 29, 2020 Nose Hair Lint Gland
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SHERILYN AND KrOB'S 2018 DISNEYLAND HALLOWEEN SPOOKTACULAR October 31, 2018 On Halloween 2018, Sherilyn and KrOB went to Disneyland. KrOB recorded it. This is what it sounded like.
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THE VOIGHT-KAMPFF TEST November 14, 2012 10:00pm The purpose of the VOIGHT-KAMPFF TEST is to determine how empathetic our listeners are, to gauge their capacity to feel and to see if they are sentient. During the program, a series of questions will be asked in order to provoke an involuntary response: projectile staring, tightening of any sphincter, rapid ear movement, or casual blogging. Certain radio stimuli will produce these emotional or physiological reactions that we can accurately...
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THE GAME SHOW OF ICE AND FIRE May 29, 2013 10:00pm So the powerful King Rob (the late Dr.Fiasco) went hunting for a creative outlet, but he ended up fatally bored listening to John Hell's show. The magical world of Westeros (played by Radio Valencia) was thrown into civil war, much like that time before the Great Fundraiser of 2012, when Jamie Lannister (handsome Juan Rapido), got his nickname "Kingslayer" by telling The Despot Leader (Chicken John) to consume a satchel of male...
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THE TOTALLY MOST EXQUISITEST CORPSE June 5, 2013 10:00pm Two weeks after Dr. Fiasco retired, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is stronger than ever! And by "stronger," we mean that Karen Carpenter and Sherilyn Connelly will be elsewhere for the first hour of tonight's FINAL BROADCAST. So, enjoy Bob-Marc's solo punk-a-thon while Karen participates in the SF Cacophony Society's Slightly Less Exquisite Corpse at Stage Werx, and Sherilyn sneaks into a press screening of MAN OF STEEL with KrOB. All...
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NED NIGHT June 12, 2013 10:00pm If you love actors and especially actor's actors, don't you HATE HATE HATE how some of the greats are pigeonholed by derogatory term such as "character actor" in a "supporting role"? That's like ignoring the steel frame of a skyscraper, while sucking up to the douchebag that lives in the penthouse. And not even learning their names, but pointing at the screen and saying, "Hey, it's That Guy!". You people make NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND...
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NOSE HAIR TINGLER GLAND June 19, 2013 10:00pm The great showman (and so-so filmmaker) William Castle knew that the way to get asses in seats was heavy use of gimmicks, so we're doing the same on tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, live from The Dark Room (probably)! You'll need to be insured against "death by fright" by Lloyd's of London while you scream in your buzzing seat to defeat the tingler that's loose in THIS VERY THEATER (and watch out for the skeleton...
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CAMP June 26, 2013 10:00pm He was getting into a bit of trouble at home and a lot of neighborhood cats went missing, so NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND sent Bob-Marc to summer camp. Too skinny for I'm Not Fat, I'm Big Boned Camp, too punk for NRA Academy, not exaggerated enough for Susan Sontag's Camp, and too ADHD for Little Lego Tweakers, all that was left was Camp Tipsy. I know what you're thinking and no, he's not too stupid for Camp Tipsy. Hey, don't be mean, he's just the right amount of stupid....
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DEPENDENT'S DAY July 3, 2013 10:00pm Four score and seven years ago no one on NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND was born and their carefree parents-to-be were celebrating the end of WWII. Then, over the terrible post-war boom, everyone was forced to get married and have dependents for tax purposes. The country has been in decline ever since and clearly it's the fault of someone named Eisenhower. Funny name, but he was a Republican who raised taxes, so obviously it wasn't his name or even first choice. The...
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STALL WARNING July 10, 2013 10:00pm Hello, this is your captain speaking. Who did you expect, Hellen Keller? That would be nuts, she couldn't even read the airspeed indicator. Anyway... we're cruising right now at, oh, let's see, 30 feet above beautiful America's Cup Product Placement Bay, just flew passed the outer marker and under the San Mateo Bridge. We here in the NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND cockpit, Captain Karen Carpenter, First Officer Sherilyn Connelly and Purser Bob-Marc Roper, all...
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STAND YOUR GROUND (AGAINST "DWARVES") July 17, 2013 10:00pm We don't mean against little people -- we mean against the word "dwarves." And we don't even mean it ourselves, as the NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND triumvirate of Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly for their FINAL BROADCAST all find the word to be perfectly cromulent. But there are those who find that particular pluralization distasteful and and would prefer we all used the word "dwarfs," thank you...
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WAITING FOR MR.WHITE July 24, 2013 10:00pm When "The Golden Age of Television - Part 17" is committed to the cloud by our most scholarly bloggers, some will remember the age for the shocking body count of shows such as The Shield, Deadwood, Game of Thrones and of course, Desperate Housewives. One overlooked cable show about a mild mannered high school teacher / wacky dad will be noted for no other reason than the extermination of 247 souls in 5 & 1/2 seasons. Now granted that 167...
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PARKS AND WRECKS July 31, 2013 10:00pm Someone who shall remain nameless (because we don't know their name) once called national parks "America's Best Idea." Obviously, that person has never encountered the bacon-wrapped hot dog, nor its humble progenitor, the deep-fried Twinkie. But parks are probably up there in the top 20 ideas, at the very least. Because who doesn't like lots and lots of trees and rocks, right? Then again, what about Teide National Park in Tenerife? That's not...
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DOCTOR WHAT'S YOUR BLOODY NAME AGAIN? August 7, 2013 10:00pm The Doctor is about to regenerate. However, and thanks to Obamacare, The Doctor will regenerate into an aggressive, profane and feared apparachik for the government. Pimply school kids around the world are finally about to get a timely lord lesson in doty mares, wanker cockups and fucking pogs. This is a game changer, and good product for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Now, since according to Neil Gaiman, the role of the...
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LOW POWER TO THE PEOPLE August 14, 2013 10:00pm Low power. Running on fumes. 100,000 milliwatts or less. Almost out of gas. Living on borrowed time. Sleepy. The Council of Elders at Radio Valencia have decreed that we must go low. That's like trying to be the tallest dwarf (among a dwarrow of dwarves). Getting last place in a warthog beauty contest. Being the soberest Mormon. Going for the brass. Yup, everything is coming up milkweed. On tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen...
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HAIL KALE! August 21, 2013 10:00pm For the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND this evening, we shall begin with an appetizer of freshly steamed kale in a balsamic vinaigrette sprinkled on creamed kale consomme. Le premier cours is an assortment of kale fricassee, blended with geo-herbs, nano-minerals and dried kale. Tonight's secundi entree shall be Differently-Abled Kale (formerly "Blind Kale"), consisting of cave-raised kale buds grown on fox bat guano for a hint of fermented...
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BURNING BAD August 28, 2013 10:00pm It's that time of the year again, time for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: LIVE from BREAKING MAN! Joining Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc and Sherilyn Connelly at Billionaire's Camp (a gated community) are cult expert Puzzling Evidances-on-X, Film Farmer KrOB, and the person who always behaves himself Sean Kelly. Listen in and watch as a performance artist playing a terminal cancer patient desperately digs holes in the playa in search of drug money,...
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THE BIG COMEDOWN September 4, 2013 10:00pm It's that time of the year. All the anticipation of the past months, all the buildup and the excitement -- all of that's over now. Nothing left to do but decompress, to move on with our normal boring mundane lives. We were looking forward to this weekend so much, and now we're faced with this burning question: is that all there is to a new bridge? Tonight on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly...
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TOO SOON? September 11, 2013 10:00pm Until he unexpectedly passed away this week, Calvin Coolidge "Cal" Worthington would wrestle bears and tigers, stand on his head and even wear a polyester suit in a Southern California heat wave, just to make a potential customer chuckle. Did you ever really laugh? No sir, to have a genuine, irrepressible laugh de la belly, you need to hear something off-color, inappropriate and too gawddamn soon. Does that mean that for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE...
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TRIAL BY JERRY September 18, 2013 10:00pm Karen Carpenter has just been excused from being Juror #6, and on tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Sherilyn Connelly and Karen make up for it by putting the absent Bob-Marc on trial for his flagrant absence. Also, KrOB with a slight chance of Puzzling Evidence will retire to their chambers to consider the role of Jerry Lewis in jurisprudence. And, please, do not discuss this case with friends or family.
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OBJECTIVIST KICKSTARTER September 25, 2013 10:00pm Inspired by Libertarianism, the political movement based solely upon the inability to perceive irony, NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND will reject the self-corrupting statist status quo and through shear force of will, thrive in an unincumbered and enlightened FINAL BROADCAST of individual rights that insure the freedom to engage in peaceful activities, without the interference of governmental authoritarian power or the coercive taxation of Radio Valencia...
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PANDERING TO THE LISTENERS October 2, 2013 10:00pm Yeah, we like to pretend we don't care. We do a show with two hours of North Korean patriotic marching music slowed down 1000% with a ton of reverb and if have three listeners, two of which are grinding rust off sheet metal and another who lives in a trailer in Atascadero and has "reality handling issues", so what? But after all this time, who are we fooling, really? Let's face it, we like to be liked. So, in the FINAL BROADCAST of...
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NON-ESSENTIAL October 9, 2013 10:00pm Just as "this economy" is picking up (especially with home remodelling in real estate mental San Francisco), 30 or so political artists decide to do an event called "Quien Es Mas Non-Essencial?". Pure fourth grade genius stuff and the adults are predictably stunned with admiration. The Radio Valencia knee jerk reaction to "non-essential" is to fur-low and exile Sherilyn Connelly, cut BobMarc's government pr0n watching hours to...
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THAT 51st STATE October 16, 2013 10:00pm Just because the government isn't operating any more, that doesn't mean it isn't still operating. It's operating while it's not operating. (Your mind: BLOWN.) And the most important government operation still operating is tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, in which Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (with possible anchor babies KrOB and Puzzling Evidence) will take over the government's real goal during this non-shutdown:...
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NO AGENCY October 23, 2013 10:00pm The World Series in Bases Ball starts tonight, signalling the official start of the free agency season. Here is where all the real action takes place, and by action we mean trading dozens of millions of dollars for steroid-denying mutant meat freaks so they will wear your regional racist costumes to sell local cars and 1-800-Mattresses.... but, but... what if there were no free agency? NO AGENCY AT ALL? Hey, there are a lot of pluses! Until the court decides...
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HELL NIGHT October 30, 2013 10:00pm It's Halloween Eve, which means it's Hell Night! According to "The Crow," anyway -- which Sherilyn hasn't seen in years, but she's pretty sure that's a thing. So there will be plenty of pranks and tomfoolery from Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, KrOB and Pranking Evidence on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND tonight, and if the studio is covered in toilet paper by tomorrow morning, we swear it was someone else. NOSE HAIR LINT...
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THE APA IS DECADENT AND DEPRAVED November 6, 2013 10:00pm Yes, we all agree that the American Psychological Association's arbitrary and capricious formula for the citation of references is leading to the downfall of civilization and delaying the New World Order, but their abomination is nothing compared to the horrors of the American Psychiatric Association. Yes, THAT APA! Exactly where do they come off claiming to categorize mental people with a checklist? And what is this thing they call...
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KING KILL 33 November 13, 2013 10:00pm The information that Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (with guest revelators KrOB and Puzzling "Lone Gunman" Evidence) present on tonight's 33RD BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND concerning the Kennedy assassination on the 33rd degree of latitude is well-known to certain news agencies who have chosen to suppress it, just as the motivation for the assassination has been plunged into cryonic secrecy. Masonic betrayal of the...
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THE ASSASSINATION OF CAPE KENNEDY November 20, 2013 10:00pm From the 666th floor of the Texas School Book Suppository, Larry Harvey Oswald fired three shots across Dealey Playa, briefly wounding Governor Sherilyn Connelly and repeatedly killing President Cape Kennedy. While these facts are undisputed, much of the human population on Earth remains ignorant of the conspiracy of NASA astronauts, long sworn to secrecy, who, under the direction of Mission Control at the Ex-Vice-President Johnson...
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RADIO FREE VALENCIA November 27, 2013 9:00pm Last year, the contributions of 16 million Americans to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND's Crusade for Freedom made possible the World Freedom Bell, symbol of hope and freedom for the communist-dominated peoples of Eastern Europe -- and built the powerful, 135,000-watt Radio Free Valencia transmitter in Western Germany. This station daily pierces the Iron Curtain with the truth, answering the lies of the Kremlin and bringing a message of hope to millions trapped...
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RURAL PURGE December 4, 2013 10:00pm "The calendar said 1970, but for millions of loyal television viewers it was the year that CBS gave them the finger. It has gone down in history as the Rural Purge and until CBS decided that for some bizarre reason Katie Couric was qualified to anchor the evening news broadcast, it was the biggest mistake that network had ever made. In one fell swoop of the axe, every tree was eliminated from the prime time lineup. That was the way that actor Pat...
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ASK RICHARD NIXON December 11, 2013 10:00pm A lively and Informative 90-minute telethon with the leading Republican contender for the Presidency. Got a question? Whatever it is -- on any subject at all -- dial 415-962-7979 between 10pm and midnight tonight. Time permitting, Mr. Nixon will answer it along with the hundreds of others that will be coming in from all over California. Whether you have a question or not, you'll want to be turned into tonight to the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT...
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ENGLISH! You may drink from the radio well. That.. that thing over there may not. It is not a true listener. It is scum from the chatbox, let it fester with the other stink in there. Drink deep of the sweet radio waters. Why is it, English, that you are so unhappy? Do you not like our hospitality? ... all the wine, the women, the bacon-wrapped blasphemy? Our detailed explanations of San Francisco building codes? The long unbelievable stories from Doylestown? REVERB ReVerb reverb? I AM GENEROUS...
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A Very Special (Nerak Retneprac) Christmas December 25, 2013 10:00pm 'Twas the night before Kwanzaa, and all through the neighborhood was heard kids who had a lot of sugar, dozens of plastic toys from Shanghai, and far too many confusing and contradictory falsehoods about the season narrated to them in oh-so earnest tones by adults teetering on bankruptcy, moral uncertainty and drunkenness. Could there ever be a better time for tonight's Very Special FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND?...
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PAZUZU & PALS January 1, 2014 8:00pm It's 30 days until the Lunar New Year, which means that it's high time to figure out which Assyrian demon you'll pray to in 2014! Why not Pazuzu, son of Hanpa, king of the evil spirits of the air which issues violently from mountains, causing much havoc? On the first FINAL BROADCAST of Pazuzu era of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, starting at the super-special time of 8pm, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (with lesser fiends KrOB and/or Puzzling...
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THE DIGITAL DOUCHEBAG LIFESTYLE GUIDE January 8, 2014 10:00pm So you parlayed your Stanford education into a profitable start-up where teenage girls can pay for car rides or rent an apartment by sexting via their smartphones while improving their social network ranking. It's win-win! It's called Twatr. Problem is, you moved to the big city, and well, Palo Alto this ain't. For starters, there is a lot more non-white people, and these are not Indian or Chinese or even have computer science...
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STICKS NIX HICK PIX January 15, 2014 10:00pm Long before the rural jurors were purged, the sticks nixed pix about hicks! Farmers are not interested in farming pictures, but they'll definitely be interested in the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, in which foreman Karen Carpenter, hired hand Bob-Marc, and local slattern Sherilyn Connelly (along with shifty-lookin' drifters KrOB and Puzzling Evidence, aka Dick and Perry) will nix more pix than hicks can shake a stick at. NOSE HAIR LINT...
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Dr Fiasco vs. Radio January 22, 2014 10:00pm Guests appeared at NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND last night, the theme was questioned, ignored, then trampled to death. We'll try again next week.
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SON OF VOICES OF TERROR January 29, 2014 10:00pm "SO... did you sign the lease today, or will you wait to see if your girl 'friend', and by 'friend' do understand that she is firmly fixed in the 'friend' zone so drop any illusions you have of advances on the physical front, ... will you wait for your friend who is a girl to agree to your convoluted living proposal where you pay 3/4 of the $3750 for the one-bedroom and offer to sleep on the sofa if she picks up the wifi, utilities and...
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NORWEGIAN KINGS OF COMEDY! February 5, 2014 10:00pm Tonight on NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, are very special Norwegian guests, Lars Berrum and Martin Beyer-Olsen, NORWEGIAN KINGS OF COMEDY! From Norway! KINGS! So... what do Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, KrOB, and/or Puzzling Evidence know about the Norwegian Kings of Comedy? Who are these kings and who made them kings? Can there be two kings of Norwegian comedy? What up? After racking their collective brains, the show writers came up...
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SOUND WORK GROUP WILL MAKE YOU FREE February 12, 2014 10:00pm You are socially awkward and physically unattractive. Your choices in cars, food, clothes and kitchen appliances only come in beige, and that's alright with you. You have never had a meaningful relationship, except with contrived entities using pseudonyms on the world's most capitalized social network. Your taste in "music", however, is highly evolved and exquisite. You know this to be true, because you were invited to join...
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THE HEAT DEATH OF RADIO VALENCIA February 19, 2014 10:00pm Once the very last remnants of the very last stars have finally decayed away to nothing and everything reaches the same temperature, the story of Radio Valencia finally comes to an end. For the first time in its life, Radio Valencia will be permanent and unchanging. Entropy finally stops increasing, because Radio Valencia cannot get any more disordered. Nothing happens and it keeps not happening, forever. It's what's known as the heat...
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LITERALLY INFINITE February 26, 2014 10:00pm Take the number of sand grains on Earth, in all the beaches and deserts and the bottom of the ocean... a very large number, but NOT INFINITE. The number of stars in the universe.. . trillions and trillions and trillions and trillions, but NOT INFINITE. The number of long and ultimately pointless stories Karen Carpenter has told and will ever tell about Doylestown and/or SF building codes... a mind-blowing number that makes ones' head hurt, but...
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J-POP SUMMIT PREVIEW WITH SPECIAL GUEST HATSUNE MIKU July 16, 2014 10:00pm The annual J-POP SUMMIT Festival is happening this weekend, and if you don't know what that is, you're probably not Sherilyn. But on tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, Aomoji-kei padawan Sherilyn Connelly along with gaijin Karen Carpenter and Bob-Marc (as well as KrOB and the never-cranky Puzzling Evidence) will take you through everything you need to know about current Japanese pop culture, including a...
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PUBLIC ACCESS GIBBERISH March 5, 2014 10:00pm Welcome to Radio Valencia Public Access! Public access radio is your opportunity to create your vision and get your voice heard. Any San Francisco resident or community organization is welcome to air a show on Radio Valencia Public Access, wherever it is made. We do not edit, preview, or take any editorial control over the content of a show. Producers airing programs on Radio Valencia Public Access may use our remote camera/lighting packages, or our...
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POLICE RADIO March 12, 2014 10:00pm During every Golden Age of Television, and within the Beige, Taupe and lesser colored ages, there is always one constant... It is always the COPPER AGE of TELEVISION. Dragnet, Cannon, Baretta, Hill Street Blues, 21 Jump Street, Mod Squad, Shield, Wire, Miami Vice, Homicide, and Car 54, Where Are You? all remind us we are attracted to police on TV more than cats on the Internet. It's down right criminal. NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, with the assistance of Detective...
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THE STORY OF THE MONKEY KING March 19, 2014 10:00pm Once there were three monkeys: a red monkey (Karen Carpenter), a blue monkey (Bob-Marc) and a yellow monkey (Sherilyn Connelly). They lived on a giant triangle, and every day they would walk around the triangle, keeping an exact distance from one another. The yellow monkey followed the blue monkey, the blue monkey followed the red monkey, and the red monkey followed the yellow monkey. Three times a day they would defecate on the corners of the...
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Jodorowsky's NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND March 26, 2014 10:00pm It's hard to imagine any low power community radio station manager today watching Alejandro Jodorowsky's bizarre and formally experimental El Topo and The Holy Mountain who wouldn't think he would be the perfect candidate to host a big budget version of Radio Valencia's classic and original program NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. So naturally that's exactly what's not happening tonight. Now, granted, the similarities between the drug-fueled...
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CAGE and CAGE in THE CAGE April 2, 2014 9:00pm Space: the final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. Its five-year mission: to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, to boldly go where no man has gone before. Starring Nicholas Cage as Captain James T. Kirk. John Cage as Vulcan Lt. Commander Spock. Music by Cage the Elephant. Tonight's Episode... The Cage. Screenplay by Karen Carpenter, Sherilyn Connelly, and Bob-Marc. Special Effects by...
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DUMB THEFT AUTO April 9, 2014 10:00pm When Ron Howard steals Sherilyn's 1999 Saturn, high-speed hijinks ensue! Ron Howard's funnier and faster, he's a high-speed disaster! Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (along with pit crew KrOB, Puzzling Evidence, and the Real Don Steele) are in hot pursuit on FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND! See 93 cars destroyed in the most incredible chase ever filmed: Rolls Royce, Cadillac, Lincoln, Mercedes, Porsche, and 43 Screaming Street...
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THE NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND ALL-STAR WAR BOND RALLY April 23, 2014 10:00pm Buy, buy, buy, buy a bond, and by and by, the bonds you buy will bring you victory. Buy, buy, buy, buy a bond, and you'll be standing by the victory arch when Juan Rapido comes marching home again. The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is no time to say you've done enough. This is the time to really do your stuff. And even if you can't be a soldier in the ranks like Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly,...
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NHLG 294: REMEDIAL HUMAN SEXUALITY FOR ARTISTS April 30, 2014 10:00pm Prerequisites: Physics for Poets, and/or a demonstrated lack of understanding of the difference between gender identity and sexual orientation. Description: An introduction to clinical, scientific, and philosophical of studies of human sexuality. Emphasis on contemporary research, modern medical and sexological understanding, and psychological and phenomenological insights into human sexual experience and behavior. Topics...
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BANDWIDTH OF BLOOD May 7, 2014 10:00pm Radio Valencia Continued Remedial Adult Education Equivalency Course #2: SAFETY. It has come to the attention of the Administration that some students have not been applying important lessons from the most basic high school courses, i.e. those which address issues of personal safety. The courses which you missed or slept through are Health and Personal Hygiene, Wood / Metal Shop Safety and Driver's Education. These courses are particularly special, as they...
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INFORMATION SUPERHIGHWAY TO HELL May 14, 2014 10:00pm Imagine a world where every word ever written, every picture ever painted, every soul ever damned to eternal torment, and every film ever shot can be viewed instantly in your home via an "information superhighway:" a high-capacity digital communications network that drives straight through all nine circles of the Inferno, all the way from Limbo through Alta Vista and CNET straight to Treachery. Abandon all hope, ye who join Karen...
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CARNIVAL May 21, 2014 10:00pm Carnival. Such a simple concept... of, uh... what? What the gosh darn it is Carnival anway? According to your laptop, Carnival is a festive season which occurs immediately before Lent; the main events are usually during February. Uh, ok, but that would mean those Norwalk virus laden cruise boats should only sicken vacationing families right after New Years, while cable news reports vomiting souls on the high seas every week. How about Carnivale, that short-lived...
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AN UNINTENDED HYBRID OF UNPLANNED, DISPARATE ELEMENTS May 28, 2014 10:00pm Chaos theory is a field of study in mathematics, with applications in several disciplines including meteorology, sociology, physics, engineering, economics, biology, rendering long-term Radio Valencia practically impossible with current knowledge. this sensitive to initial conditions (a paradigm popularly referred to as the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND in numerical computation) yield widely diverging outcomes...
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POST-CLAMBAKE DECOMPRESSION June 4, 2014 10:00pm Before the beach dust has completely settled and our stomachs have stopped digesting, many gather in the hours after the Clambake to "decompress" by taking one more communal plunge into the depths of what we found so delicious at the Clambake, sharing leftover countnecks, littlenecks, topnecks, cherrystones, quahogs, and slices of iced watermelon. Karen Carpenter is still out there digging them up, so on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR...
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INTO THE WILD June 11, 2014 10:00pm BE REPULSED by REPTILES of the FINANCIAL DISTRICT! FLEE the many layered TENDERLOIN RAT BASTARD! EVICT the IRRATIONAL TEMPORARY ROOMMATE! UNINTENTIONALLY OFFEND the LESBIAN PARENT of NOE VALLEY! EXPLAIN the HERD BEHAVIOR of MISSION HIPSTERS! FEED the insatiable PARKING METER! AVOID the FIRST TIME BURNER! MARVEL at the HOMELESS TECH MILLIONAIRE! HEAR the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, guided by urban pioneer Karen Carpenter, native-boy Bob-Marc, and...
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THE INAUGURATION OF THE CORONA HEIGHTS NHLG TRANSMITTER AND PLEASURE DOME June 18, 2014 10:00pm In Xanadu did Kubla Khan a stately pleasure-dome decree, but if he was smart he would have decreed it on top of Corona Heights, where the official Nose Hair Lint Gland Transmitter and Pleasure Dome is being unveiled. And to celebrate the occasion of this first FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND from our spiffy new geodesic digs, Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (with KrOB and...
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NOT A FEATURE, IT'S A BUG June 25, 2014 10:00pm Hello and Welcome to NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Technical Support. Your call is important to us, so please stay on the line while we connect you with one of our highly trained agents to assist you with your problem. During your wait, you may hear some beeps in the background, and a series of clicks if KrOB is here. Other FINAL BROADCAST support specialists (Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly and Supervisor Puzzling Evidence) are standing by....
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THE NEXUS006 TRIBUTE SHOW July 2, 2014 10:00pm After wandering in the dark for two weeks, a glimmer of light has poked through the firmament. Has the issue been resolved? Not yet, but we are finally on the right path. The way may yet be difficult, still fraught with false trails, distractions and diversions, but there finally is hope. Sweet, sweet hope. So much so, the this FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is dedicated by Karen Carpenter to a listener who is not Alan B.. Tune in as this...
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THE NHLG SPRING PURGE July 9, 2014 10:00pm It's almost mid-July, which means we're finally getting around to our spring housecleaning. On tonight's FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, we'll be cleaning up the clutter, rearranging the piles, getting to those hard-to-reach corners, and (possibly but not necessarily) eliminating the undesirables from society. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (along with KrOB and future Best Show on Reloadio Valencia host ???????? ????????)...
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CONCENTRATED CAMP July 23, 2014 10:00pm Last week's Pacific Rimjob Spectacular was a theme so full of it, there was not a moment to debrief Bob-Marc about his long trip with a wide boat to a short lake. That will not stand, although there is no evidence of it falling over or even leaning slightly in the foggy wind. Metaphors are like just sucky comparisons anyway.... sooo, the mesmerizing theme tonight for tonight's 200th and FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, will be Stories About Camp....
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EVERY VERSION OF "SUMMERTIME" ALL PLAYED AT ONCE July 30, 2014 10:00pm It's cold outside, the fish aren't jumping, there's no cotton to speak of (but a lot of flannel), and the easiness of living depends entirely on your proximity to bacon-wrapped hot dogs. In other words, it's time for the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, in which Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (along with vacationers KrOB and he-who-shall-not-be-named-Puzzling-Evidence) will take you...
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NOE VALLEY AT 8AM August 6, 2014 10:00pm Alright, climbing up 24th Street from Valencia, the ironic beards and plaid shirts are thinning out...deep breaths, deep breaths... there, I can see the sign just past Dolores. "YOU ARE ENTERING A PBR-FREE ZONE". OK, its only 10 blocks, I can do this. OH, a gazelle just jumped in front of me! Even their dangerous disregard for traffic does not distract from the beauty of bouncing blond ponytails and long legs prancing by. She has not yet...
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CAUGHT IN THE JACK WEBB August 13, 2014 10:00pm I'll tell you what we know: we know that too many kids that begin with pot end up with heroin, then on to the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. We know that if you drink, you suffer a loss of judgment -- if you drink to excess. But we also know that judgment returns when you sober up. We know, and so do you, when you flip out on an NHLG trip, you never know when you're going to slip out again. This is now, not four years ago when Radio...
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WHAT WE LEARNED TODAY August 20, 2014 10:00pm Class, please take your seats, you'll find your name on your desk. OK, welcome back to school! We are all super excited to see you back! Now normally we would begin second grade with the new lessons, but it seems some very important things have been forgotten over the summer break. Let's go over these briefly right now: - Lice exist. Having lice is nothing to be ashamed of, you are actually giving life! Now use this shampoo to kill them. . - Cooties...
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JUST SAY N20 August 27, 2014 10:00pm It happens every year around this time: there's a lot more parking in San Francisco, and yet far fewer drugs. Nobody knows why, and it's a mystery that will be poked and prodded and cracked and inhaled on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and Sherilyn Connelly (with possible narcs KrOB and Puzzling Evidence) will get to the bottom of this whole drug scene, and will include authentic field recordings of DEPRAVED TEENS IN...
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NAILS September 3, 2014 10:00pm - In 2013 the U.S consumed 629,716 tons of steel nails. If all that many nails were melted down and cast into a block of solid steel, the block would cover the area of a football field to a depth of 45'. - 21% of the nails used in the U.S. were produced in the U.S.; the rest were imported. - Five countries account for 2/3 of the nails imported by the U.S.: China (28%), Taiwan (16%), Korea (11%), UAE (6%), and Vietnam (6%). - 75% of the nails produced in the U.S....
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JAMCON 2014 September 10, 2014 10:00pm It's been thirty years since Negativland hosted the second semi-biannual International Jammer's Convention, and since it's looking like the white-haired gentleman over at KPFA won't be getting around to it anytime soon, it's up to the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND to commemorate the occasion! Sherilyn Connelly and KrOB will overlook all views of the past few decades of jamming at once, roam the booths and displays, talk to FCC representative and...
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BOB-MARC'S THEME September 17, 2014 10:00pm "Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunk Christian." The white whale looms from the depths of your subconscious, haunting your distracted thoughts. It envelopes your sleepless nights growing larger , heavier, crowding out all other motivations and goals . The white whale is your obsession, nothing else matters, you focus on the white whale with laser guided precision. . What is this white whale, is it a force of good or evil....
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Why Dream? September 24, 2014 10:00pm Dreams come in two main categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Horrible nightmares. Non-nightmare dreams come in two categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Sightly disturbing, mildly upsetting, frustrating, confusing and contradicting dreams. Non-nightmare/non-mildly disturbing dreams come in two categories: 1) Dreams and 2) Sex dreams with an unmistakable experience of sexual thoughts and/or actions, often hasty, out-of-control, with the wrong person or species, and result in...
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FROM HORROR TO WHORE October 1, 2014 10:00pm When Sherilyn worked at the Video Zone in Fresno as a teenager, both the Horror section and the Adult section were on the same side of the store. When it came time to assign who would be straightening what shelves at the end of the night, whoever would get that side of the store would inevitably refer to it as "From Horror to Whore," because hilarity. Of course, in these more enlightened days, we now know the proper terminology would be...
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COME HOME TO CARCOSA October 8, 2014 10:00pm For there be divers sorts of show -- some wherein the RF broadcast remaineth; and in some it vanisheth quite away with the fevered dream of LPFM. This commonly occurreth only in solitude from the email list (such is God's will) and, none seeing the end, we say the show is lost, or gone to a deep FINAL BROADCAST archive -- which indeed it hath; but sometimes it hath happened and heard by many, as abundant testimony showeth the show was shown or viewed...
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PAZUZU'S PAL PINHEAD October 15, 2014 10:00pm I don't know what the box is, but I know what it does. I've said all this before. I saw it open. I opened it. I saw who came out: Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, and KrOB. I don't know what else to call them. Demons. The FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND is a gateway to hell. I don't know what it's for or who made it, or why. I only know what it does. It hurts. NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: It'll tear your soul apart. Gee:...
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BLACK-EYED CHILDREN October 22, 2014 10:00pm Won't someone think about the children? Evil-to-the-bone listener Kat Herding had a think, and now shares these tender little ragamuffins with the you. Wot?/Why? Oh no..., answers do not come easy when the subjects seem so innocent, blameless, indeed quiltless. So they seem, the small ones meaning no harm, just seeking mac&cheese and the empty center of your lost soul. Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, and DJ Deadhair don't know what else to call them....
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THE SHOCKING PAGAN ORIGIN OF HALLOWEEN October 29, 2014 10:00pm What is the TRUE ORIGIN of Halloween? Where did it come from? Did you know Yeshua the Messiah was born nowhere NEAR October 31, but that it was the "birth day" of the sun-god, "Sol Invictus" or "Mithras," also known as "Karen Carpenter," "Bob-Marc," "Sherilyn Connelly," and "KrOB?" Did you know October 31 is not only the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND,...
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VERITAS November 5, 2014 10:00pm Here's a promise from NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND you can take to the bank... this will be the greatest radio show you will ever hear! Featured on this Wednesday will be LIVE IN-STUDIO PERFORMANCES from Skrillex, Garrison Keillor, Bono, Neil deGrass Tyson, Weird Al, The Artist, Berlin Philharmonic, Blind Boys of Alabama, Equestria Girls, narrated by Edward James Olmos and The Entire San Francisco Fire Department! Conceived in a fever of a creative cyclone by Karen...
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UNRELEASED 1970s PORN MUSIC November 12, 2014 10:00pm It's difficult to believe, but once upon a time, porn could not be downloaded. Nor could it be watched on certain unscrambled cable channels, or rented from the curtained-off room at the local video store, and it sure as heck couldn't be paused on the good bits and/or fast-forwarded to get the good bits. Instead, aficionados had to go to a movie theater with their fellow degenerates and watch the movie unspool at is own pace, while everyone...
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WHAT DOES GOD NEED WITH A STARSHIP? November 19, 2014 10:00pm Brave crew of Subspace Radio Valencia, consider the question of existence. These are the questions which man has asked ever since he first gazed at the stars and dreamed. Our ancestors at Pirate Cat Radio and SF Liberation Radio were were ruled by their emotions. They felt with their hearts. They made love with their hearts. They believed with their hearts. And above all else, they believed in a place in which these questions of...
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EGALITARIAN INSTRUCTIONS FOR RADIO LISTENING November 26, 2014 10:00pm The urge to listen to good radio programming is equally strong in all children. What really counts for good listening is imagination, not musical knowledge or skilled hearing. You hear whatever comes into your head, the way you want it. It could be classical, hip-hop, jazz or even the Grateful Dead. A lot of people like the Grateful Dead, even girls. A lot of boys enjoy dubstep. It's more exciting than Transformers. The most...
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JESSICA SAVITCH December 3, 2014 10:00pm Nose Hair Lint Gland Every time I am in danger of believing the glamour of my own press, some incident inevitably brings me back to earth. - Jessica Savitch You can easily die racing to cover a bank robbery as you can in a war zone. -Jessica Savitch I don't exactly know what it means to be ready. A cake when the oven timer goes off? Am I fully baked, or only half-baked? -Jessica Savitch The bad news is that 50 people died in a hotel fire; the good news...
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A KRAMPUS KAROL December 10, 2014 10:00pm As we approach the winter solstice and television shows go into repeats, that can only mean one thing: Krampus is coming! The one and only iconic figure of December, we will celebrate his birth on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND as well as cower in fear of the punishment he brings all the bad podcasters who violate Krampus's core value of "be excellent to each other." Thankfully, neither Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, nor even Sherilyn...
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HAPPY LIFE DAY! December 17, 2014 10:00pm On the forest planet of Kashyyyk, Life Day has arrived. It's a celebration of the planet's diverse ecosystem and the many forms of life it encompasses, and also a time to remember Wookiee family members who have died, as well as those who got banned from Kashyyyk's community radio stations for not being excellent to each other. This year's Life Day falls on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, and as Chewbacca's family waits for him to arrive,...
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DID YOU GET KrOB A CHRISTMAS PRESENT? December 24, 2014 10:00pm Karen Carpenter: "Did you get KrOB a Christmas present?" Mrs. Karen Carpenter: "Sorta. I was going to give him a sixpack of odd beers in our frig. Nobody else wants them. Did you get him anything?" Karen: "Well, I guess I have to now. How about this bent nail... or wait, here's an old button." Mrs.: "Sounds ok. Wrap them?" Karen: "Fuck no." Just another FINAL CHRISTMAS SPECIAL...
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HAPPY YEKATERINA BRIDGE, YOU FILTHY INGRATES! December 31, 2014 10:00pm Happy Yekaterina Bridge, you filthy ingrates! You people, who if not for the benevolent Wilford would have frozen solid 18 years ago today. You people, who would suck up the generous titties of Wilford ever since for food and shelter. (But please don't call him the boss, because he's NOT THE BOSS, nor does he want to hear any of your jerky-jerk questions.) Mr. Wilford is merciful, Mr. Wilford is benevolent, and you repay...
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WE INTERRUPT THIS SPECIAL PROGRAM WITH A SPECIALER PROGRAM, PART 1 January 7, 2015 8:00pm PART 1 Tonight, the world of "radio" gets a little bit smaller. Shrinks. Shrivels up. Yes, the entertainment that usually flows from your speakers and headphones Wednesdays at 8pm like delicious golden honey will be surplanted with an enlarged FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Wot? No Dante's Hot Tub starring Juan Rapido? Yes, children, Juan going with his parents to see "The Hobbit,...
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WE INTERRUPT THIS SPECIAL PROGRAM WITH A SPECIALER PROGRAM, PART 2 January 7, 2015 10:00pm PART 2 Tonight, the world of "radio" gets a little bit smaller. Shrinks. Shrivels up. Yes, the entertainment that usually flows from your speakers and headphones Wednesdays at 8pm like delicious golden honey will be surplanted with an enlarged FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND. Wot? No Dante's Hot Tub starring Juan Rapido? Yes, children, Juan going with his parents to see "The Hobbit,...
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THE DSM-NHLG January 14, 2015 10:00pm Several days in the writing (and according to one podcaster, "thick enough to stop a whip-it canister") the NOSE HAIR LINT LAND edition of the American Podcasting Association's "Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders" (DSM-NHLG) has been dubbed "The Podcaster's Bible." Debuting on the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, the DSM-NHLG is an attempt to provide podcasters such as Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc,...
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CLOSED ENROLLMENT January 21, 2015 10:00pm We here at the NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND Business Committee have just completed revising our bylaws, including qualifications for membership. Our records indicate that you have applied to be a NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND listener each of the calendar years 2010-2014. We now invite you to re-apply. Upon receipt of non-refundable application fee, you will be considered for Membership in the Listener Inner Circle. The honors and benefits which come with this...
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WE ARE RADIO VALENCIA January 28, 2015 10:00pm On January 28, 1985, a very special event occurred: dozens of America's top recording artists (and Dan Aykroyd, for some reason) gathered together to record "We Are the World," a song intended to end famine in Africa. It didn't really work all that well (again, probably because of the presence of Dan Aykroyd), and several updates over the years have also failed to do anything to save the world, but that changes tonight! It's January 28,...
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YES, CITIZEN! February 4, 2015 10:00pm "I doubt that you would recognize civic virtue if it reached up and bit you in the ass." Thus began the instant message from one of the Citizens of Radio Valencia. There was no denying the truth... he was a Citizen DJ and I was just a civilian. DJs who joined Radio Valencia Email List Service, read every post and thread and served honorably were given franchise. They could speak up, ask questions, have more than 2 children and even vote on the...
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LEAVE IT TO ROBODJ February 11, 2015 10:00pm Robots! They're the mechanical marvels who will serve our every need, and make the day-to-day domestic drudgery of the housewife a thing of the past. But will they also make the week-to-week unlicensed drudgery of podcasting a thing of the past? Tonight on the (hint hint) FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, meatbags Karen Carpenter, Bob-Marc, Sherilyn Connelly, and KrOB will praise their new electromechanic overlords. NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND: Kill...
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WELL, IF YOU ASK ME... February 18, 2015 10:00pm Unsolicited advice is the most cost-effective advice around. Internationally valued at 2 cents and unaffected by inflation over the last century, few can argue that price is a barrier to getting unwanted advice. In fact, it seems there are almost no barriers to the delivery of such advice, especially when it is completely useless information. There is also no added cost for same-day delivery, even when personally presented by the informant. The...
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DIGGING UP E.T. February 25, 2015 10:00pm In 1982, both the movie and video game industries were doing just fine. Then someone had the bright idea of making an Atari 2600 game based on the movie E.T., and then things went downhill fast. The game was a flop, countless unsold E.T. cartridges were allegedly buried in a New Mexico landfill, people stopped buying Atari products, and soon movies and video games both faded into obscurity -- thus allowing podcasting to eventually become the biggest...
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ROBERTSON / CRUZ 2016 March 4, 2015 10:00pm What happened this week was more than a coincidence, much more than a convergence, certainly even very much much more than a "Perfect Storm", it was a MIRACLE... both of the regular DJs (2 out of 2, 100%, a minyan) independently had energy-efficient compact fluoresecent light bulbs go off in their brains at the brilliant realization of the most beautiful couple to command Future USA... The Reverend Doctor Pat Robertson and The Junior Senator...
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FACING THE EXISTENTIAL THREAT, CRISIS, OR ARTIST March 11, 2015 10:00pm The Grammarians, inhabitants of the Magical Land of Upper Grammar, have waged war on the misuse of "literal" for like literally dozens and dozens of years. Really. Not Kidding. So, because we are essentially lingual maybe 8 out of 14 of our waking hours, except when chewing, mostly. That's why, ok? Then someone uses a word that they do not really know the meaning of, but they do anyway. It is like totally...
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Jul 26, 2020 Nose Hair Lint Gland
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50 THINGS TO MAKE WITH BACON March 18, 2015 10:00pm For the FINAL BROADCAST of NOSE HAIR LINT GLAND, cook 6 ounces diced slab bacon in a skillet; drain. Wrap bacon around scallops; secure with toothpicks. Toss with 12 ounces cooked penne, 4 cups arugula, the bacon, some basil and a splash of pasta water. Mix 8 ounces each cream cheese and crab meat, Karen Carpenter, 1 cup crumbled cooked bacon, Bob-Marc, 1/2 cup mayonnaise, Sherilyn Connelly, 3 chopped scallions and the juice of 1 lemon. Dredge...
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